As most of you know, I am a shark, a bottomfeeder, would sue my own mother, the butt of volumes of jokes, likely to be handed a pitchfork instead of a halo when the time comes. I am a lawyer.
Now I am hanging out my shingle in the hopes of giving back to the community from which I robbed, pillaged, bent over a fencepost, and discarded like a candy wrapper.
You have a legal question, I have a legal (or illegal) answer.
G - please put me next to the Apothecary Shop. Citizens of ASep will need a good herbal remedy for the nausea that comes with receiving my bill.