and thats exactly what i am...
I try to keep it clean, i really do!
Don't be expecting anything deep and meaningful from me, i'm a lover not a fighter (but i have a very thick skull and i tend to hit hard if provoked... be warned). I try to smell nice when people are around. I love my dog. I dont understand women but i can rebuild engines. I like long moonlit walks on the beach (sometimes necessary to find a decent hiding place for pesky bodies). If i like you i might randomly hump your leg, dont be alarmed, it's a clinical form of tourettes, i have a certificate here somewhere...
So thats me, ya get what you pay for i'm afraid... (cheap bastards
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