Quickies
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
Your very last headjob.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to
support you.
How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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