WOW...this happened this morning, I would think alcohol wasnt involved but you'd think it would hafta be!!!

I was driving home from my buddies house this morning, stayed over night cus the girlie was there and my friends parents were outa town

Dropped one of my friends off and was coming down a road with a maridian, a concrete barrier between lanes!

All of a sudden, I see fucking HEADLIGHTS COMING AT ME.....it took longer than you'd thing for that to register, probably cus I was hung over, but it's just not what you'd expect!

This fucking guy had turned LEFT out of a parking lot, when you could only go right at that exit (you can turn left at the fucking exit only 100 yards down from where buddy there turned out)....and musta thought he'd just drive down the wrong side of the road until there was a break in the maridian and he could get on the right one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I could do was lay on the horn....I felt like pulling a U-turn and kicking some asses with a 9-iron...having to go around the block is a MUCH better option than risking lives and then having your ass kick

Saw them as they drove past, 2 little pricks laughing and lauging; let them go cus I didnt really feel like yelling, but I'm really pissed off right now

Wish I coulda got their plate number