Quoting: Babbaloo
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But you said that that was my special day because I saw you hugging Olga Monobrau* in your underwear and I could have anything I wanted if I didn't say anything and left the room and turned the lights back out and brought you a gatorade and your rotary nosehair clippers and I said okay I want a pony and you said are you kidding me and I said no and you said how about a group jelly fight and I said ok if its grape and you said okay but bought orange marmalade instead *GASSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPP*
so you would cry too.
*East German Silver Medalist (hammer throw) turned crime super hero
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First of all, let's leave Olga out of this as she is not here to defend herself (and believe me, she can) she's at her Electrolysis appointment, and while some may think three times a week is excessive, it's a necessity...Second, do I need to remind you of the 'great grape caper' with Smuckersman? I think not!