my name is Stray...

Stray · 06-06-2006, 08:48 AM

and thats exactly what i am...

I try to keep it clean, i really do!

Don't be expecting anything deep and meaningful from me, i'm a lover not a fighter (but i have a very thick skull and i tend to hit hard if provoked... be warned). I try to smell nice when people are around. I love my dog. I dont understand women but i can rebuild engines. I like long moonlit walks on the beach (sometimes necessary to find a decent hiding place for pesky bodies). If i like you i might randomly hump your leg, dont be alarmed, it's a clinical form of tourettes, i have a certificate here somewhere...

So thats me, ya get what you pay for i'm afraid... (cheap bastards

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**Sp00k** · 06-06-2006, 08:57 AM

Welcome aboard Stray, I don't think you'll get too much provocation here, maybe the odd joke but nothing serious. Nice to see you finally took the time to post here. Have a wander round & get a feel of the place & the 'ambience' we offer.

If you need any assistance with anything just pm the moderators (Hatamoto) & they'll do everything they can to oblige.

Now about those pesky bodies...

Stray · 06-06-2006, 09:07 AM

Thanks Sp00k

i finally found the activation email (i asked DC to get another sent to me) in the Bulkmail folder of my email account

had to wade thru 8 pages of spam to find the thing grrrrrr

anyhow, i'll be popping by and i'll have to get the gist of all these different titles/names i suppose... lotsa letters in some of them

and any suggestions on where a good dumping ground is would be appreciated as i have a vaccuum salesman stinking up the boot of my car at the moment who needs planting...

Edit:------------- I'M A PEASANT!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

**Sp00k** · 06-06-2006, 09:26 AM

Oh we have the ideal candidate for helping you. G_Man is the dumpster technically.

Babbaloo · 06-06-2006, 09:49 AM

Don't forget Godfather. He has a few acquaintences. Welcome Stray.

Stray · 06-06-2006, 10:15 AM

Hiya Babbaloo and thanks.

hmm... only problem with dealing with Dons is all that damn kissing... fair enough if they were female "family" members

**Sp00k** · 06-06-2006, 10:25 AM

Its only right to follow the protocol, unless you want a horses head in your bed?

Stray · 06-06-2006, 10:34 AM

oh god, before i stopped getting hammered, i woulda wished for a horses head in me bed than some of the ferrets i woke up to...

ahh... but thats a whole other thread right there

**Sp00k** · 06-06-2006, 10:44 AM

Well I'll be...you can;t go now & leave us all in suspense.

*G_Man* · 06-06-2006, 12:24 PM

Quoting: Stray

Thanks Sp00k

i finally found the activation email (i asked DC to get another sent to me) in the Bulkmail folder of my email account

had to wade thru 8 pages of spam to find the thing grrrrrr

anyhow, i'll be popping by and i'll have to get the gist of all these different titles/names i suppose... lotsa letters in some of them

Edit:------------- I'M A PEASANT!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha

I wondered about your registering, but not posting at all. Those Spam filters get everything these days. I get about 1100 pieces of Spam a week, so if its in there, its gone!!

About the Peasant thing: Sift through the Shogun's Court Forum if ya haven't already.

Oh, and hello.

My Second Job

aliEnRIK · 06-06-2006, 01:20 PM

Hi Stray

u seem pretty cool ~ welcome

**Dragoness_Cutie** · 06-06-2006, 03:26 PM

Eh... sorry, hun... completely forgot to ask the bossman to send you another activation email...

Glad you finally found your way here! Looks like you've been busy already!

Well, welcome aboard and have a great time, hun.

Babbaloo · 06-06-2006, 05:51 PM

Quoting: Stray

oh god, before i stopped getting hammered, i woulda wished for a horses head in me bed than some of the ferrets i woke up to...

ahh... but thats a whole other thread right there

Those damn ferrets will get you every time

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