Describe the Person Below You

wIggy · 02-09-2006, 08:56 AM

I got kicked out of my pumpkin patch.

worships the ground N*Sync walks on

**Sp00k** · 02-09-2006, 09:04 AM

I get paid to idolise them.

like 3 in a bed with a large tub of grease.

wIggy · 02-09-2006, 09:34 AM

I have no idea what that was supposed to mean

wears pajama pants to business meetings

**Sp00k** · 02-09-2006, 09:48 AM

Its cold in the meeting room.

Has fried bananas with eggs every morning.

Babbaloo · 02-09-2006, 10:00 AM

and a side of peanut butter

thinks statements like 'my ass is exit only, honey' will show women his sensitive side.

02-09-2006, 10:14 AM

sometimes they need to be told

has a collection of their favourite farts in little sealed bags

jedi · 02-09-2006, 10:14 AM

likes free pie and chips

I mean, who wouldn't want free pie and chips? It's pie..... and chips... for free

*Big Boss* · 02-09-2006, 09:40 PM

isn't crazy, just insane

**Sp00k** · 02-10-2006, 11:40 AM

You know, its kinda hard typing with a straight jacket on.

Drink 2 pints of pigs urine every day.

wIggy · 02-21-2006, 11:59 AM

it lowers my cholesterol

forgot this fun thread existed

Babbaloo · 02-21-2006, 12:01 PM

wha-hey!! cool thread!!

thinks industrial strength stool softner is some sort of leather polish

wIggy · 02-21-2006, 12:02 PM

no wonder my shoes smell like sh*t

thinks Boys 2 Men is a day care center

Babbaloo · 02-22-2006, 09:09 AM

They brought me up on the 'straight and narrow' - well 'narrow' anyway.

Has no time anymore for petty acts of vandalism.