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09-16-2006, 11:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
Godfather Golden Poster + Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rainy Vancouver or Windy Victoria Godfather is a splendid one to behold! My Mood:	Fucking MORONS WOW...this happened this morning, I would think alcohol wasnt involved but you'd think it would hafta be!!! I was driving home from my buddies house this morning, stayed over night cus the girlie was there and my friends parents were outa town Dropped one of my friends off and was coming down a road with a maridian, a concrete barrier between lanes! All of a sudden, I see fucking HEADLIGHTS COMING AT ME.....it took longer than you'd thing for that to register, probably cus I was hung over, but it's just not what you'd expect! This fucking guy had turned LEFT out of a parking lot, when you could only go right at that exit (you can turn left at the fucking exit only 100 yards down from where buddy there turned out)....and musta thought he'd just drive down the wrong side of the road until there was a break in the maridian and he could get on the right one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All I could do was lay on the horn....I felt like pulling a U-turn and kicking some asses with a 9-iron...having to go around the block is a MUCH better option than risking lives and then having your ass kick Saw them as they drove past, 2 little pricks laughing and lauging; let them go cus I didnt really feel like yelling, but I'm really pissed off right now Wish I coulda got their plate number Modus Vivendi

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09-16-2006, 11:45 AM

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That's pretty sad. Just glad the idiots didn't cause an accident!

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09-16-2006, 11:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Stray Golden Poster Join Date: May 2006 Stray is definitely a jewel! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS i read the title as mormons but yes, idiots on the road should be shot. no excuses.

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09-16-2006, 11:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
Noodles LORD OF PASTA!!! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The land of cheese Noodles is a powerful presence in our world!! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS I will vote for you if you run for election on the platform that we can shoot stoooopid drivers. I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so............ Moving At 33 RPM In An iPod World

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09-17-2006, 12:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
Stray Golden Poster Join Date: May 2006 Stray is definitely a jewel! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS yes, and people who steal things from people who can't afford to lose them. BANG zero tolerence and no excuse.

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09-17-2006, 12:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
Noodles LORD OF PASTA!!! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The land of cheese Noodles is a powerful presence in our world!! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS Back in the late 70s a great stand up comedian had an album called "Let's Get Small" It was funny, deep, improv and witty. One bit was when the comedian said "Population Explosion, No problem......death penalty for parking tickets" That comic is Steve Martin and in his younger days he was on the edge and very funny. I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so............ Moving At 33 RPM In An iPod World

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09-17-2006, 03:05 AM	#7 (permalink)
Godfather Golden Poster + Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rainy Vancouver or Windy Victoria Godfather is a splendid one to behold! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS ok...today is just a bad day for drivers Buddy of mine was rear ended real nice tonight The reason that's funny wouldnt amuse anyone else, but it's all good Modus Vivendi

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09-17-2006, 01:22 PM	#8 (permalink)
Godfather Golden Poster + Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Rainy Vancouver or Windy Victoria Godfather is a splendid one to behold! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS Said this in another thread last night, but just found out the detail! My buddy was stopped on the highways at a ROADBLOCK, when some asshole comes flying along the highways, and nails him from behind hard enough that my friend went flying a few dozen metres into another car Not my friend's fault at all, AND the Cops were standing there watching! HAHAHA Sucks to get in any accident, and the car is probably totalled, but it couldnt have happened anywhere better than at a police roadblock Fucking Sunday drivers man.... Modus Vivendi

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09-17-2006, 04:39 PM	#9 (permalink)
wisecat Sterling Poster + Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: south carolina wisecat is a name known to all!! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS so thats what happened to my car last night , I knew my head hurt for some reason "Better three hours too soon, than one minute too late." — William Shakespeare: 16th-17th century English poet and playwright

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09-17-2006, 10:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
NEWSOME Veteran Poster ++ Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In a crusier behind you- getting ready to pull you over NEWSOME is someone to aspire to! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS Wow, a Plate number and a phone and that would be the end of their laughter. "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia " (Charles Schultz)

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WOW...this happened this morning, I would think alcohol wasnt involved but you'd think it would hafta be!!!

I was driving home from my buddies house this morning, stayed over night cus the girlie was there and my friends parents were outa town

Dropped one of my friends off and was coming down a road with a maridian, a concrete barrier between lanes!

All of a sudden, I see fucking HEADLIGHTS COMING AT ME.....it took longer than you'd thing for that to register, probably cus I was hung over, but it's just not what you'd expect!

This fucking guy had turned LEFT out of a parking lot, when you could only go right at that exit (you can turn left at the fucking exit only 100 yards down from where buddy there turned out)....and musta thought he'd just drive down the wrong side of the road until there was a break in the maridian and he could get on the right one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All I could do was lay on the horn....I felt like pulling a U-turn and kicking some asses with a 9-iron...having to go around the block is a MUCH better option than risking lives and then having your ass kick

Saw them as they drove past, 2 little pricks laughing and lauging; let them go cus I didnt really feel like yelling, but I'm really pissed off right now

Wish I coulda got their plate number

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09-18-2006, 11:20 AM

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Wow, a Plate number and a phone and that would be the end of their laughter.

I call in whackos all the time and time permitting I keep them in sight until the cops get there to ruin the drivers day. I am amazed at how bad drivers have gotten over the last 23 years I have been driving. I used to love driving and still do, but in the city and on busy interstates I really dread it.

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09-18-2006, 11:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
wIggy Golden Poster Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Great falls, Montana wIggy is definitely a jewel! My Mood:	Re: Fucking MORONS I have been delivering pizzas for a few months as a part time job (more like 2nd job, pulling in about 40 hours a week at Papa John's) and I've decided that 16 year old kids, talking on cell phones with a car full of friends is the way I'm going to die. You'd think that kids not being fully experienced at driving would try to reduce distractions, but it seems they are more fearless, speeding through intersections without the right of way, and racing each other down the street is enough to drive me absolutely insane!!!!

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