I saw this vid on the net
......
A guy showed how to use a big knife to easily and quickly crack a bottle of champagne open on New Years Eve! I showed my mum who runs a company that does the paper works for doctors all over BC and she laughed and said she'd keep an eye out for people doing that to themselves!
Well midnight struck and shortly after I explained to people how to perform this feat... the girls didn't quite get it, so I grabbed a bottle and a butter knife! Well....
The butter knife cracked the bottle reaaal good and I cut my thumb real good twice before feeling it!
Stiiitches
And now pain killer
How clever did I start the new year off?
GF is Smrt
Another battle scar to your collection but like you say, what a way to start the new year. You'll get over it and its a story to tell your grandchildren.
Knowledge Talks, Wisdom Listens. 
I wasnt' expecting any awards! Don't even have a speech prepared! I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, the dude on the internet with the reaaally bad idea, pain killers and of course... Darwin!
