There is no such thing as Soy "milk". You know how I know that? Cause Soybeans don't have tits!!!! Its Soy Juice!!
It's not juice, you gobshite! Only a codswallop would try to juice a bean! It's a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious beverage made from ground up beans, essentially some sort of demented tofu ovaltine. Except it tastes rather like a nutty cauliflower. (I refused to spell it like cauliflour. Who does that?) Best poured over Kamloops.