No more G_Men...

**Sp00k** · 07-18-2008, 01:01 PM

It was free as was mine but we have to sign a waiver form before th operation as there are no 100% guarantees.

*Big Boss* · 07-18-2008, 08:33 PM

Quoting: Sp00k

We can still have our fun without the pressure of worrying.

Mind you I do have a friend who had it done before me and 2 years later his wife fell pregnant and he was questioning her fidelity.

Turns out he wasn't firing blanks and had to get the snip all over again.

isn't there a slight chance that it repairs it self

Wisemen say forgiveness is devine but never pay full price for late pizza

**Noodles** · 07-18-2008, 09:38 PM

Indeed there is a very small percentage that do heal well enough to work.

**Sp00k** · 07-19-2008, 07:53 AM

No guarantees but its a very low percentage. I was one of the lucky ones. 18 years and still firing blanks.

*G_Man* · 07-19-2008, 12:47 PM

Quoting: Sp00k

No guarantees but its a very low percentage. I was one of the lucky ones. 18 years and still firing blanks.

Kind of redefines the term "lucky" eh???

I passed the nurse when leaving the clinic and said thanks. She must have caught the tone in my voice, because she said, "Thanks, you think? Right?"

@DC You are 100% correct. I cannot imagine any real man letting his lady go through all of the that compared to what we need to do.

My Second Job

*G_Man* · 07-25-2008, 08:50 PM

So guys... how long before they aren't tender anymore? I think that I am beating the crap out of them everyday in that truck of mine. Much better, but still what should be just incidental little bumps feel like I got smacked in the crotch.

wyeast · 07-26-2008, 08:09 AM

Quoting: G_Man

So guys... how long before they aren't tender anymore? I think that I am beating the crap out of them everyday in that truck of mine. Much better, but still what should be just incidental little bumps feel like I got smacked in the crotch.

It's been long enough that it might warrant asking someone about it.

a couple of buddies of mine developed complications. Nothing serious, like a stupid infection or something - but it was something that caused the swelling and pain to linger around longer than it should have.

*G_Man* · 07-26-2008, 09:48 AM

Quoting: wyeast

It's been long enough that it might warrant asking someone about it.

a couple of buddies of mine developed complications. Nothing serious, like a stupid infection or something - but it was something that caused the swelling and pain to linger around longer than it should have.

no more swelling and the bruising is visibly not there except for a couple very little spots. However, they just seem "tender" more so. I won't be driving again until Tuesday, so if they haven't improved by then I may take that advice and call the Doc.

My Second Job

*wisecat* · 07-26-2008, 12:58 PM

They told me that you have to release that thing at leased 14 times to get the live rounds out and to keep things working. I did what they said and had no proplems,rhiannon made sure I did what I was told.

**Sp00k** · 07-28-2008, 04:19 AM

I had bother for about 10 months. The testes have been disturbed and they are like yards of spaghetti which need to fall back into their rightful nesting place.

Mind you I had the local anaesthetic stabbed into my left testicle 7 times as it just didn't take hold and when they tried to make the first incision I jumped clean off the bed.

I can tell you there was cold sweat running down my face.

After 20 minutes I heard the surgeon say "All done" and I thought to myself thank fuck for that! Then he said: "Just the other one to do now"

Thankfully that one went ok without any problems.

I went to work next day but found it uncomfortable for a few days.. Salt baths every night for a week or so and one of my stitches hadn't dissolved after a week and a half. (the skin was growing over it.) Had to go to the docs and have it pulled. Yeh it effing hurt.

That was my only gripe I had but then most of my friends who had it done suffered no ill effects. Apart from one who had to get his vasectomy done all over again as he fathered another child.

*Lisey* · 07-28-2008, 07:21 AM

Just know while reading this I'm crossing my legs. Holy Fuck!

*Big Boss* · 07-28-2008, 11:13 PM

Quoting: Sp00k

I had bother for about 10 months. The testes have been disturbed and they are like yards of spaghetti which need to fall back into their rightful nesting place.

Mind you I had the local anaesthetic stabbed into my left testicle 7 times as it just didn't take hold and when they tried to make the first incision I jumped clean off the bed.

I can tell you there was cold sweat running down my face.

After 20 minutes I heard the surgeon say "All done" and I thought to myself thank fuck for that! Then he said: "Just the other one to do now"

Thankfully that one went ok without any problems.

I went to work next day but found it uncomfortable for a few days.. Salt baths every night for a week or so and one of my stitches hadn't dissolved after a week and a half. (the skin was growing over it.) Had to go to the docs and have it pulled. Yeh it effing hurt.

That was my only gripe I had but then most of my friends who had it done suffered no ill effects. Apart from one who had to get his vasectomy done all over again as he fathered another child.

all done...... okay now it's lefties turn. that doc got some twisted humor

you have to do this awake i don't know if i could do that esepically since my natural instinct is to kill someone holding a blade to the fellas
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Quoting: G_Man

So guys... how long before they aren't tender anymore? I think that I am beating the crap out of them everyday in that truck of mine. Much better, but still what should be just incidental little bumps feel like I got smacked in the crotch.

they didn't give a special cousin to sit on or anything

Wisemen say forgiveness is devine but never pay full price for late pizza

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*G_Man* · 07-29-2008, 09:28 PM

No cushion. Don't help much anyway when those suckers bounce so hard. I hope that my balls toughen up soon though. Getting tired of feeling like I been nailed in the crouch all the time.

@Lisey Your sympathy is noted an appreciated by men all over I am sure!!!