Well,I've had a bitta bad news.
T'was my youngest sisters birthday yesterday. She took off to Connemara on Saturday with her boyfriend for the week. T'was supposed to be a romantic and special birthday getaway, but what did she do? Fuckin' hell, wait till youse hear this!
Yesterday they hired 2 bicycles to tour the beautiful countryside. A short while into their jaunt, my sisters bike decided to throw her over the handlebars going around a corner at high speed. She fell to the ground on her face and knocked herself out. Her boyfriend thought she was dead cause she wasnae moving. Then he saw blood went into a panic. So there they were in the arsehole of nowhere and her on the ground with a serious head injury. Luckily a car pulled up and the driver just happened to be a lifeguard. They got her to hospital and she was unconscious for a while before she came round. When she did, she couldnae remember her name or where she was but did know who her boyfriend was. Anyway, after lots of bedrest and numurous stitches to her forehead and cheek, she has regained her memory but is still in hospital under observation. Not such a happy birthday eh?
Fer fucks sakes!
