
I could read that book whilst waiting for the ladies to get ready.
Why do they take forever to do basic things?

I try to tell them they look a million dollars in the hope they'll just shove something on an go but no.... they have to go that extra 10 miles to look a zillion dollars better just for a half hour experience with whomever and wherever.
Maybe you can enlighten me and close the lid on this can of worms.
