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A blonde and a police officer...
Old 02-01-2007, 03:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together! Just yesterday you took my license away and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2007, 05:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2007, 08:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2007, 02:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2007, 04:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This sounds like a Stop I had....... LOL!
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Old 02-01-2007, 04:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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