PC Terms
Politically Correct Terms
A Criminal - unsavory character
A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged
Abortion - Near-Life Experience
Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist
Alive - Temporarily Metabolically Abled.
An Immigrant - A Newcomer
Assassination - Involuntary Term Limitation
Bald - Comb-Free
Bald - Folically Independent
Bald - Follicularly Challenged.
Battle Fatigued - Shellshocked
Blind - Optically Darker
Blind - Photonically Non-Receptive
Blind - Visually Challenged
Body Odor - Nondiscretionary Fragrance.
Broken Down Automobile - Mechanically Challenged
Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family
Bum - Displaced Homeowner
Bum - Homeless Person
Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Censorship - Selective Speech
Cheating - Academic Dishonesty
China - Porcelain
Chronically Late - Temporarily Challenged
Clumsy - Uniquely Coordinated
Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper
Computer Illiterate - Technologically Challenged
Corpse - Permanently Static Post-Human Mass
Corpse / Stiff - Metabolically Challenged
Corpse / Stiff - Terminally Inconvenienced
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Cowboys - Bovine Control Officers
Crackpot - Certified Astrological Consultant, Certified Crystal Therapist, or Certified Past-Life Regression Hypnotist
Crime Rate - Street Activity Index
Dead - Actuarially Mature
Dead - Biologically Challenged
Dead - Environmentally Correct Human
Dead - Living Impaired
Dead - Metabolically Challenged
Dead - Persons Living With Entropy
Deaf - Visually Oriented
Delicatessen - Corpse Farm
Dirty Old Man - Sexually Focused Chronologically Gifted Individual
Dish Washer - Utensil Sanitizer
Dishonest - Ethically Disoriented.
Dorm - Residence Hall
Drooling Drunk Idiot - Person On Floor
Drowning - Aquatically Challenged
Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged
Drunk - Spacially Perplexed
Drunk / Junkie - In Recovery
Earthquake - Geological Correction
Fail - Achieve a Deficiency.
Fat - Differently Weighted
Fat - Gravitationally Challenged
Fat - Horizontally Challenged.
Fat - Horizontally Gifted
Fat - People of Mass
Fat - Person of Substance
Fictional / Mythological - Ontologically Challenged
Freshman - First-Year Student
Frog - Amphibian American
Full of Crap - Fecally Plenary
Gang - Youth Group
Garbage Man - Sanitation Engineer
Gas Station Attendent - Petroleum Transfer Technician
Geek, Nerd, whatever... - Socially Challenged
Ghetto / Barrio - Ethnically Homogenous Area
Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh
Handicapped - Differently Abled, Handi-Capable
Having PMS - Cyclically Challenged
Hearing Person - Temporarily Aurally Abled
Homeless - Outdoor Urban Dwellers
Homeless - Residentially Flexible
Homelessness - Mortgage-Free Living
Housebroken - Family Disfunction
Housewife - Domestic Engineer
Hunter - Animal Assassin
Hunter - Bambi Butcher
Hunter - Meat Mercenary
Ignorant - Factually Unencumbered
Ignorant - Knowledge-Based Nonpossessor.
Incompetent - Differently Qualified
Incompetent - Specially Skilled
Incompetent - Uniquely Proficient
Insane People - Mental Explorers
Insane People - Selectively Perceptive
Insult - Emotional Rape
Janitor - Sanitation Engineer
Klutz - Kinesthetically Challenged
Large Nose - Nasally Gifted
Lazy - Motivationally Dispossessed
Lazy - Motivationally Deficient.
Learning Disability - Self-Paced Cognitive Ability
Library - Educational Resource Center
Logger - Wood Weasel
Logger - Paper Pirate
Logger -Treeslayer
Loser - Second Place
Loser - Uniquely Fortuned Individual On An Alternative Career Path
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Man-hole - Maintenance Hole
Mankind - Humankind
MANkind, HuMAN, PerSON - Earth Children
Mercy Killing - Euthanasia
Mercy Killing - Putting Down/To Sleep/Out of Misery
Messy - Differently Organized
Meter Maid - Parking Enforcer
Midget / Dwarf - Little People
Midget / Dwarf - Vertically Challenged
Mute/Dumb - Verbally Challenged
Not With Somebody At The Moment - Romantically Challenged
Off - Energy-Efficient
Old - Chronologically Gifted
Old Person / Elderly - Gerontologically Advanced
Old Person / Elderly - Senior Citizens
Panhandler - Unaffiliated Applicant For Private-Sector Funding.
Paper Bag - Processed Tree Carcass
Perverted - Sexually Dysfunctional.
Pimp-mobile / Low-rider - Culturally Responsive Transportation Option
Plagiarism - Previously Owned Prose
Po' - Financially Inept
Policeman, Policewoman - Law Inforcement Officer
Poor - Economically Marginalized
Poor - Economically Unprepared
Poor - Monetarily Challenged
Postman - Letter Carrier
Pregnant - Parasitically Oppressed.
Prisoner - Client Of The Correctional System
Prostitute - Sex Care Provider
Psychobabble - Constructivist Feminist Psychotherapy
Psychopath - Socially Misaligned
Racist - Genetically Discriminating
Really Big Nosed - Nasally Disadvantaged
Redneck - Person Of Region
Redneck - Rustically Inclined
Refugees - Asylum Seekers
Road Kill - Vehicularly Compressed Maladapted Life Form
Rudeness - Tact Avoidance
Runny Nose - Nasally Gifted
Senile Bag o' Bones - Alzheimer's Victim
Serial-Killer - Person With Difficult-To-Meet Needs.
Shoplifter - Cost-of-Living Adjustment Specialist
Short - Vertically Challenged
Sighted Person - Temporarily Visually Abled
Slum - Economic Oppression Zone
Slut - Suffering From A Sex Addiction (female)
Someone Who Has No Reason To Park In A Handicapped Zone - Morally Handicapped
Spendthrift - Negative Saver.
Stained - Creatively Re-Dyed
Steward, Stewardess - Flight Attendant
Stoned - Chemically Inconvenienced.
Stud - Suffering From A Sex Addiction (male)
Stupid - Differently-Brained
Stupid - Intellectually Impaired
The Elderly - Senior Citizens
Thin - Horizontally Challenged
Thirsty - Osmotically Challenged
Tone Deaf - Musically Delayed
Too Old/Young - Other Aged
Too Tall - People Of Height
Tree-Hugger - Environmental Activist
Trees - Oxygen Exchange Units
Ugly - Aesthetically Challenged
Ugly - Cosmetically Different.
Ugly - Facially Challenged
Unemployed - Involuntarily Leisured.
Used Books - Recycled Books
Vagrant - Nonspecifically Destinationed Individual.
Vice President - Post-Coronary Leader of the Free World
Vocal Minority - Target Equity Group
Vomiting - Unplanned Reexamination of Recent Food Choices
Waiter, Waitress - Food Server
Whaler - Blubber Lover
White - Melanin-Impoverished
Worst - Least Best.
Wrong - Differently Logical.
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