Milking A Taxi

**Sp00k** · 03-23-2007, 07:20 AM

These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut through a cow pasture after being unable to find a ride home. They became lost so split up to try and find the road home.
One of the women doubled back only to stumble on the other flat on her back sucking on, and playing with a cow's udders.
"What on earth are you doing"?
"Oh shut up will you, with all these guys here someone's bound to drive us home".

*Lisey* · 03-23-2007, 07:23 AM

ooh jeez

**Sp00k** · 03-23-2007, 07:33 AM

Got milk?

*Lisey* · 03-23-2007, 07:39 AM

My first response when I saw the title was along the lines of DeNiro in Meet the Parents

Does a taxi have nipples?

**Sp00k** · 03-23-2007, 07:44 AM

Grease nipples.

*Lisey* · 03-23-2007, 08:04 AM

**Sp00k** · 03-23-2007, 08:07 AM

I may have to get my hands dirty.

**Noodles** · 03-23-2007, 11:05 AM