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Old 09-22-2006, 10:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Please pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "your eyesight's damn near perfect".
He never heard the shot......................


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Old 09-22-2006, 11:13 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That is bad... which of course is why it is so damn funny!!!
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