Mississippi Girls

Nightmare

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they
given their wives new duties. The first man had married a
woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took
a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were done

The second man had married a woman from Louisiana. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't
see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third
day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had
a huge dinner on the table

The third man had married a Mississippi girl. He boasted
that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the
table for every meal
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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