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Old 03-13-2007, 09:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs that EVERY DAY!"
John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."




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Old 03-13-2007, 09:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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