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Old 06-25-2007, 04:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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God was missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremel! y hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Washington State, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, plains, and coulees. The people from Washington State are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

God smiled, "There is another Washington ... wait until you see the idiots I've put there."
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Fecking Brilliant!!!
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I love it so frickin funny!!!
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Fecking Brilliant!!!
Thanks! I love Washington jokes... I rarely tell jokes in this form... I'm more off-the-cuff funny.
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I love it so frickin funny!!!
Hehehe... thanks! Now I am laughing with the little laughing smilies!

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Old 06-25-2007, 08:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:25 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Faffing hilarious, I wouldn't be surprised if you just made that up to get at someone?




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Old 06-26-2007, 11:04 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Faffing hilarious, I wouldn't be surprised if you just made that up to get at someone?
No, no... I can't take credit for it. And also... I don't want to get anyone upset with me -- I'm a peacekeeper not a warrior.
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Old 06-26-2007, 02:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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No, no... I can't take credit for it. And also... I don't want to get anyone upset with me -- I'm a peacekeeper not a warrior.
Are you suggesting that Warriors cannot be keepers of the Peace?
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Are you suggesting that Warriors cannot be keepers of the Peace?
No. Sheesh. I think I am going to stop posting ... seems I keep offending everyone. I am just not one to fight or argue. I like to have fun and be silly. I like to encourage and help and make people smile.

I don't know enough about warriors to know if they are peacekeepers or anything else. I simply meant = I do not like to argue/fight. That is it.
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:55 PM   #11 (permalink)
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No. Sheesh. I think I am going to stop posting ... seems I keep offending everyone. I am just not one to fight or argue. I like to have fun and be silly. I like to encourage and help and make people smile.

I don't know enough about warriors to know if they are peacekeepers or anything else. I simply meant = I do not like to argue/fight. That is it.


Who did you offend?? Not I... pfft!! Just giving you a hard time. Keeping you 'honest' as it were.

BTW - If I were ever offended (extremely unlikely) you'd get a PM.

So, keep up the posting.
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Old 06-26-2007, 06:01 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Who did you offend?? Not I... pfft!! Just giving you a hard time. Keeping you 'honest' as it were.

BTW - If I were ever offended (extremely unlikely) you'd get a PM.

So, keep up the posting.
Ok, as you can see... I didn't shut up even though I said I was going to... hehehe. I am having too much fun. Interesting and fun bunch you have here...

Please, please, follow me around and keep me honest..

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