Quickies

**Sp00k** · 07-13-2008, 01:44 AM

*ring* *ring*
"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?"

"I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning."

"Geez," the woman replied, "you can tell all that from two hello's?"

**Noodles** · 07-13-2008, 09:00 PM

Do you have her phone number

**Sp00k** · 07-14-2008, 04:50 AM

No but I got your's for my next call.

*That didn't come out right did it?*

Speak to you very soon mate.

**Sp00k** · 09-15-2008, 07:02 AM

Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

A minister was asked by a politician, "Name something the government can do to help the church." The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

What is grey and comes in quarts? An Elephant.