Quickies

**Sp00k** · 09-07-2006, 09:09 AM

What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?

Your very last headjob.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will never be able to
support you.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

**Sp00k** · 09-17-2006, 02:03 AM

Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.

NEWSOME · 09-17-2006, 09:26 PM

From Andrew Dice Clay-
Little blow peep- She did it for the money

*G_Man* · 09-17-2006, 09:28 PM

Quoting: NEWSOME

From Andrew Dice Clay-
Little blow peep- She did it for the money

I remember that!!

Go home. All of you. By order of Gaius Justice Galacus, Under Commander of the 6th Legion, Commander of the 3rd and 4th Centuries, under authority of Emperor Tiberus and the Roman Empire, you are all commanded to go home and perpetrate no weird shit until I have gotten well drunk and had several days to sleep it off!

--Gaius Justice Galacus