Quickies

**Noodles** · 07-09-2007, 11:50 PM

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "George W. Bush"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

Next week we'll do Ann Coulter.

**Sp00k** · 07-10-2007, 01:35 AM

Nice!

NightFaery · 07-10-2007, 07:51 PM

**Sp00k** · 07-15-2007, 11:03 AM

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

How did you get their little legs apart?

If Man were meant to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 disciples.

NightFaery · 07-15-2007, 06:25 PM

cute very cute!!!!

crowgyrl · 07-16-2007, 10:50 PM

Quoting: Noodles

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "George W. Bush"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush?"

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

Next week we'll do Ann Coulter.

BRILLIANT!!!!

**Sp00k** · 07-18-2007, 03:56 AM

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

-Both of them.

A new study says spanking is bad for kids, however, experts are a bit suspicious
of the findings - the study was written in crayon.

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?

He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

NightFaery · 07-18-2007, 01:38 PM

**Sp00k** · 07-24-2007, 04:47 AM

Q: What does a man and a floor have in common?
A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!

Two men are meeting on the street.
"It was very cold this morning."
"How cold was it?"
I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I don't believe I deserve this F you've given me."
To which Stigler replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
University will allow me to award."

NightFaery · 07-24-2007, 04:33 PM

Those were so funny

thanks

**Sp00k** · 07-25-2007, 07:41 AM

So the elephant says to the naked man . . .

"You breathe through that little thing?"

**Noodles** · 07-25-2007, 02:11 PM

NightFaery · 07-26-2007, 12:14 PM

cute very cute

I like it a lot!