Quickies

**Noodles** · 10-13-2006, 08:13 AM

Jesus walks into a motel, throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Rhiannon · 10-15-2006, 08:58 AM

How do you tell a Baptist from a Methodist....the Methodist will speak to ya in the liquor store.

**Sp00k** · 10-15-2006, 09:00 AM

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and
clitorises?

They miss them all.

Rhiannon · 10-15-2006, 09:01 AM

**Dragoness_Cutie** · 10-15-2006, 10:54 AM

Quoting: Sp00k

What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and
clitorises?

They miss them all.

LMFAO!

Dragoness_Cutie - Proud Mod of AfterSeppuku!

Quoting: wisecat

grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence until you get over there and fall in a hole

**Noodles** · 10-15-2006, 10:14 PM

Why don't Southern Baptists have sex standing up?

They are afraid it will look too much like dancing.

**Sp00k** · 10-16-2006, 09:33 AM

Two cows were talking in the field one day.

First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?
Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?

**Noodles** · 10-16-2006, 10:44 PM

I won't be eating the second cow.

**Sp00k** · 10-19-2006, 08:49 AM

How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
Only half the congregation is kneeling.

**Noodles** · 10-19-2006, 11:23 AM

Sparky_MarkyUK · 10-20-2006, 02:53 AM

Guy Ritchie has said "Thats the last time I give Madonna my credit card and tell her to treat herself to a little black number"

**Noodles** · 10-23-2006, 09:03 PM

I went into Staples for some office supplies and ask the young lady, Do you keep stationary?
She said yes, until I cum.

NEWSOME · 10-23-2006, 09:17 PM

Baptists are funny- but only underwater-
Neil Simmon's Laugther on the 23rd floor