Quickies

**Sp00k** · 10-25-2006, 12:27 PM

Q: What's the best way to kill a man?

A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.
Then tell him to pick only one

**Sp00k** · 10-25-2006, 12:30 PM

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.

**Noodles** · 10-25-2006, 09:19 PM

Crazy people are always taking the psycho path.

**Sp00k** · 10-26-2006, 11:11 AM

Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?

A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men are already there.

Q: What's the most active muscle in a woman?

A: The penis.

**Dragoness_Cutie** · 10-26-2006, 04:45 PM

Nice ones, Sp00ky!!!

**Sp00k** · 11-18-2006, 09:40 AM

So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?" The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

**Sp00k** · 11-18-2006, 09:40 AM

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker. If he is bald at the back, he is sexy. If he is bald from front to back - he thinks he is sexy.

**Noodles** · 11-18-2006, 09:09 PM

NEWSOME · 11-18-2006, 09:39 PM

Here's a Few..............

Quoting:

Q: What's the difference between a Michigan fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q: Why don't Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
A: Because cats keep covering them up.

Q: Why do Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
A: A visitor.

Q: What should you do if you find three Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Michigan fan and a pig?
A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
A: He couldn't get his family out.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan 's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: How many University of Michigan freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia " (Charles Schultz)

**Sp00k** · 11-22-2006, 09:57 AM

What the difference between true love and herpes?

- Herpes lasts forever

**Sp00k** · 11-23-2006, 10:11 AM

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said,"Somewhere I have never been!"
I told her,"How about the kitchen?"

**Noodles** · 11-27-2006, 09:17 PM

Apple Computer reported it has developed computer chips that can store

and play music inside women's breasts.

This is a major breakthrough because women always complain about men

staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

**Sp00k** · 11-30-2006, 12:58 PM

Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."