Quickies

**Sp00k** · 03-13-2007, 10:22 AM

What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeter dick?

Nothing.... They all make your eyes water.

**Noodles** · 03-13-2007, 10:23 AM

I hope that is not from personal experience.

**Sp00k** · 03-13-2007, 10:25 AM

I never talk with my mouth full.

**Noodles** · 03-13-2007, 10:29 AM

You have always had good manners

**Sp00k** · 03-13-2007, 10:31 AM

**Sp00k** · 03-18-2007, 04:42 AM

What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?

A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawal.

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Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?

A. Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!

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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making a movie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart.
" Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."

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Sparky_MarkyUK · 03-18-2007, 04:44 AM

I'm laughing cause they're so bad

**Sp00k** · 03-19-2007, 09:12 AM

Q: What can you assume when you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement

A: Someone ran out of cement.

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Q: How are women like elevators?

A: Only about half go down.