Quickies

**Sp00k** · 03-25-2007, 07:56 AM

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?

A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

Q: Why do men name their penis?

A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

**Noodles** · 04-09-2007, 09:33 PM

What does every Tickle me Elmo doll leave the factory with???

Two test tickles !!

**Sp00k** · 04-13-2007, 08:55 AM

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?

A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

**Sp00k** · 05-17-2007, 11:35 AM

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?

He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

NightFaery · 05-17-2007, 05:10 PM

What's red and has seven dents?
Snow White's Cherry

**Sp00k** · 05-18-2007, 09:23 AM

Do you know what a Yankee is?

Same as a quickie, except you're by yourself .

**Sp00k** · 05-18-2007, 09:51 AM

Jewish telegram: Stop. Begin worrying. Stop. Details to follow. Stop.

**Noodles** · 05-19-2007, 12:59 AM

I am telling that one to the rabbi next time I see him.

**Sp00k** · 05-19-2007, 02:29 AM

What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

NightFaery · 05-20-2007, 12:41 AM

If you say so my pet

**Sp00k** · 05-20-2007, 01:30 AM

Saucy minx.

NightFaery · 05-21-2007, 04:21 PM

always and forever! Would you have me any other way?

**Sp00k** · 05-23-2007, 11:35 AM

Don't tempt me.