Grown Up Words

Noodles

A group of kindergartners graduated into the first grade. Their new teacher wanted them to be more grown up since they were no longer little kindergartners. She told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. Then the teacher told them to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana. "No, no," said the teacher. "You went to see your grandmother. Use the grownup word."
The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher again said: "No, no, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown up word."
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way replied: "Winnie the Shit."