WARNING

Babbaloo · 04-17-2006, 08:51 AM

BE FOREWARNED!

The State Bar, my insurance carrier, and my own acute sense of self-preservation compel me to inform you that any advice I provide anyone is for general informational purposes only. In no event will any attorney-client relationship be formed or implied by any interraction. If you choose to follow any advice proferred herein, you are a fool and only your god, gods, or generalized faith system can help you. More sincerely, I advise anyone sampling the fruits from my marketplace stall to seek the counsel of an attorney of their own choosing, and preferably of their own species. As I said, I am a poisonous seaslug with fangs and a nasty disposition.

Babbaloo · 04-17-2006, 08:57 AM

IN ADDITION:

IN COMPLIANCE WITH IRS CIRCULAR 230, I AM REQUIRED TO DECLARE THAT ANY WRITTEN ADVICE CONTAINED IN THIS COMMUNICATION (INCLUDING ANY ATTACHMENTS) IS NOT INTENDED OR WRITTEN TO BE USED, AND CANNOT BE USED, FOR THE PURPOSE OF (1) AVOIDING ANY PENALTIES UNDER THE INTERNAL REVENUE CODE, OR (2) PROMOTING, MARKETING OR RECOMMENDING TO ANOTHER PARTY ANY MATTERS ADDRESSED HEREIN. ANY WRITTEN ADVICE THAT I PROVIDE DOES NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE POSSIBILITY THAT A TAX RETURN WILL NOT BE AUDITED, THAT AN ISSUE WILL NOT BE RAISED ON AUDIT, OR THAT AN ISSUE WILL BE RESOLVED THROUGH SETTLEMENT IF RAISED.