Funny Quotes

The Saint · 06-28-2009, 11:56 PM

"I can resist all things but I can't resist temptation"
--Norman Danyael Teh

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. ........Unknown

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is never of any use to oneself. Oscar Wilde

**Sp00k** · 07-06-2009, 01:34 AM

I never let schooling interfere with my education

--Mark Twain

The Saint · 07-13-2009, 11:46 PM

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being
stoned to death with popcorn."

Fulton Sheen.

**Sp00k** · 07-23-2009, 03:48 AM

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy......Sp00k

**Sp00k** · 07-25-2009, 04:11 AM

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing.
Those who count the votes decide everything."
- Joseph Stalin

The Saint · 08-22-2009, 12:41 AM

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. - Edward Abbey

Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson

The Saint · 09-13-2009, 08:34 AM

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

--Don Herold

The Saint · 09-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar Wilde

The Saint · 09-22-2009, 12:37 AM

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. - Kimberly Johnso

Uriel · 10-14-2009, 07:53 PM

Wow. All of these are amazing. Bravo you guys. Bravo.