Funny Quotes

crowgyrl · 06-25-2007, 03:56 PM

Quoting: Sp00k

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. - Jack Handey, Saturday Night Live

HAHAHAH!!!

Fantastic! You are a funny guy... or a resourceful one with a good sense of humor!

NightFaery · 06-25-2007, 04:02 PM

I would have to say spook is a little of both and we like him that way and I see you do too

crowgyrl · 06-25-2007, 04:33 PM

Quoting: NightFaery

I would have to say spook is a little of both and we like him that way and I see you do too

So far I think everyone here is fantastic!

NightFaery · 06-25-2007, 04:35 PM

Good to hear hun good to hear!!! We are thinking you are pretty fantastic too.

**Sp00k** · 06-26-2007, 09:32 AM

"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." - Kilgore Trout

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. - (Anamaniacs)

crowgyrl · 06-26-2007, 12:10 PM

Quoting: Sp00k

"The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest." - Kilgore Trout

Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. - (Anamaniacs)

More good ones! Especially the 2nd one...

**Sp00k** · 06-27-2007, 08:09 AM

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busydriving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns

"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." - Ronald Knox.

crowgyrl · 06-27-2007, 01:19 PM

Quoting: Sp00k

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busydriving cabs and cutting hair." -- George Burns

"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." - Ronald Knox.

Hmmm....

NightFaery · 06-27-2007, 03:03 PM

good ones all of them.... love the last one the most!!!!

**Sp00k** · 06-29-2007, 09:50 AM

"A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings."

- Olin Miller

Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex. - Jackie Mason

crowgyrl · 06-29-2007, 01:49 PM

Quoting: Sp00k

"A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings."

- Olin Miller

Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex. - Jackie Mason

Hahahaha...wrong...

**Sp00k** · 07-02-2007, 09:16 AM

Ecstasy - A feeling you feel when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you never felt before.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up, you get a lot of scum on top. - Edward Abbey

NightFaery · 07-02-2007, 09:20 AM