Naughty Poems ( but not too naughty)

**Nightmare** · 05-02-2006, 06:54 PM

Post your naughty poems here but nothing tasteless or vulgar please ..

**Nightmare** · 05-06-2006, 06:25 PM

Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When i think of you
Oh baby i get horny

**Nightmare** · 05-06-2006, 06:26 PM

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

**Nightmare** · 05-06-2006, 08:13 PM

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her,
but Little Boy Blue and his horn

**Nightmare** · 05-06-2006, 08:13 PM

Georgie Porgy pudding 'n pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too, 'cause he's gay

**Nightmare** · 05-06-2006, 08:14 PM

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
and now there's little Frankie

Chainlink · 05-22-2006, 01:24 PM

Quoting: Nightmare

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
and now there's little Frankie

hahaha

Ranger · 08-14-2007, 05:49 PM

Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I love your legs,
and what's in between
.
.
The guy says "I love you,"
You believe it's true,
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says "to hell with you"

10 minutes of pleasure,
9 months in pain,
3 days in hospital,
A baby without a name

The baby is a bastard,
The mother is a whore,
This never would have happened,
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Eat me, Beat me,
Bite me, Blow me,
Suck me, F*ck me,
Very slowly,
If you kiss me,
don't be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!