Nightfaery's poetic place

DirtBag

Actually about 6 months ago we had a "dirty lyrics" contest amongst some of the maintenance staff at work. I won with the following (be forwarned that you really will need a cold shower after you read it)

36 inch chest
24 inch waist
36 inch hips
and she's sitting
on my face

and she's
rocking to the rythm
rocking to the rythm
rocking to the rythm
and she
lets out a moan

and she's
rocking to the rythm
rocking to the rythm
rocking to the rythm
and she
lets out a groan

and she's
rocking to the rythm
rocking to the rythm
rocking to the rythm
she cries, more! MORE!

and she's
rocking to the rythm
rocking to the ryhtm
rocking to the rythm
'cause she's my little whore

Unlike most songs that maintain a tempo throughout the above lyrics are intended to increase in speed and become breathy simulating the intensity of a building orgasm

I should add that the above lyrics are incomplete. I never wrote them down before so I would have to continue to remember the 2nd and third stanzas

NightFaery

Okay on my way to the cold shower.......You are makeing me dangerously hot my dear. I do simply fear I may need a little assistance if you insist on keeping up the kind of talking...Ops I think I dropped something

DirtBag

Should I assume you've bent over (seductively) to pick it up?

Curse my lack of video!!!!!

NightFaery

MMMMM yeah that would be safe to say and would it be safe to say you would like to do more then just tape me?..... write me a poem of 10 lines about what happens next if you can I would really love to know and no it does not have to rhyme

DirtBag

Her juices flowed as hips awrithed
twisting and grinding with orgasmic ferocity
deeper, harder and faster he probed
the inner sanctum of her fertility
beaded with sweat she rode and swayed
and swooned, perched atop him until
in spastic and exagerated motions
she wailed unmistakably into the night
the song of extasy, sexual tensions released
and collapsed upon his chest as if but a rag doll

And Hallmark called my Greeting Card ideas INAPPROPRIATE???

NightFaery

Forget hallmark I will take all the greeting cards you got!!! Love it soon as I can you will get nice prezzy...just haveing an issue with the store right now just gives me more time to think of a good one for ya is alll.

DirtBag

A faery kiss is a blessing indeed, no further presents necessary, but the thought is appreciated

NightFaery

uuummmm you are so certainly a lovly man with you delicious talk of sex and kiss to you all night through

Noodles

I am bowing out, I was told all six lines had to rhyme ?
There is a ten line poem, and every other line rhymes.
It gets approved as the poem to win.

I am not going to take part in a game where the rules are
a moving target.

Props to DB but it was not six lines.

DirtBag

Actually the six line poem was quite a few posts back. Post number 11 in this thread.

NightFaery

You know what noodles I give you twenty fory hours to come up with a poem any amount of lines and any rhying scheme even none.....I will chalenge you all this same think and will cheek back tomorrow round same time and anyone with A poem posted get a prize How about that same reules for all no moving tarrgets just one set easy does it poem from anyone the more the marrier!!!!!!!

Noodles