I feel compelled to weigh in on this issue. I've got to endorse a product that I have been using for years, that is like magic in a bottle.
That's right it's Astroglide. Now, I'm sure you've heard of it, and may not be sure what it is. No, it's not a new foam for cleaning Astro turf. And no, sorry maam in the back, it's not glue for your son's toy glider.
Have you ever needed to fit something big into someplace small? As an African American I've had my fair share of these experiences. And nothing, I mean nothing, facilitates entry into tight areas like Astroglide.
Astroglide has a million and one uses:
Can't fit that new SUV in the garage? Astroglide.
Ball gag too big for your wife's tiny mouth? Astroglide.
Trouble loading 44. Magnum shells into your .22 revolver? Astroglide.
Fat mother-in-law's corpse too big for the wood chipper? Astroglide.
The list goes on and on. So, get the kids, load up the car and head down to your local drug store and stock up on Astroglide. You never know when someone next door might want to borrow your wide screen TV. Next thing you know you're trying to force your massive thing into your nieghbor's back door!
The obvious answer? ASTROGLIDE!